Budgets Are Sexy (2026)
There is a smarter way to approach budgets sexy, and it starts with knowing a few key details. This guide covers them, along with tips you can apply immediately.
Key Takeaways
- Welp, my non-lottery playing record of 7 months in a row has just grinded to a halt!
- Worth noting: they’re now $2 a pop!” Well sorrrrrrrry, Mr. lottery man.
- Someone has been behaving lately and avoiding them!
- I guess that’s why the pot keeps getting to these enormous numbers, eh?
A Closer Look at Budgets Sexy
As soon as I heard Powerball was over the $450 Million mark it was “all in” from there, haha… and three days later it’s now over $500 MILLION!! A new record! (And likely to go up even more throughout the day…) So instead of picking up just one ticket, I picked up two ;) And that last one almost didn’t make it.
- I’d been running low on cash ever since I got into the coin collecting hobby (I try to pick up one new coin a week!), so when I handed the 7-Eleven guy my $2 bucks to pick up the tickets he just laughed at me and said something like “Where have you been all year?
- Anywho, I ran back out of the store to pester my wife for the dollar I was missing, and then sprinted back in to complete the transaction.
- More importantly, i knew I could just skip the 2nd one and stay with only the one ticket, considering they’re double the cost now, but I’d be KICKING myself if that 2nd ticket ended up being the winner!
- Not even you guys here on the blog (sorry!
What to Know About Budgets Sexy
I guess you’ll just at no point know if we won or not, haha…). I’ve watched too numerous documentaries on what happens to those people who flaunt it, and there’s no method we’re falling into that trap.
- Remember that i just hope our state doesn’t REQUIRE that they tell everyone our names and then snap a large goofy picture of us holding that check!
- It is pretty cool, I’ll provide it that, but I’d much prefer to stay out of the spotlight if at all possible with that stuff.
- Hire a financial manager ASAP.
- And since we’d also assist the rest of our direct family out (see #7 below) I guess we’d have to tell them too, sigh… Those people better keep a secret! ;)) Probably take the “all cash” purchase out.
How Budgets Sexy Really Works
As a rule, we’d talk it over with our financial manager we just hired, of course, but my feeling is the “all cash” route is the method to go. Purchase myself a pimp-ass SUV!
- Probably a slick Range Rover or G-Class Benze.
- Nothing *super* pricey, but still on the tad bit obnoxious side ;) Then probably upgrade my wife’s car too and leave it at that for now… Pay off our Mortgage completely, and then sell the house.
- In short, or maybe sell the house and then pay off what’s left of the mortgage?
- Either method we’d have no more mortgage anymore and we wouldn’t be living in our house either.
Getting the Most From Budgets Sexy
It would assist us move a TON faster like we’ve genuinely been wanting to do lately, and then we’d purchase something super nice but also super un-large. No mansions or anything, but def. something with all the perks on the inside and close distance to wherever our hearts desire.
- Worth noting: fund Baby $’s college account.
- Just so it’s solid to go no matter what else happens!
- Provide a sizeable (and equal!) chunk to all family members!
- Which they can do as they please with it… Except for maybe my uncle who seems to be allergic to money.
Tips That Make a Difference
More importantly, i’d just purchase him a small house and let him and his girlfriend live happily ever after in it… they’re almost in their 60’s and pretty much live off the government, ugh… but that’s for a whole other day. Donate a large chunk to charity and/or begin another one :) This time not having to worry as much about my own personal income while I run it!
- Haha… Consistently a better position to be in.
- Save/Invest the rest.
- Remember that what’s left of it anyways ;) But I reckon we’d at least have $100 Mil+ after all the above was said and done… if not $200M.
- And that’s WELL more than the average person will ever require in their lifetime… I’d have to set up a ton of methods to grow it too so our legacy can go on - there’s no method we’d be able to spend it all even if we wanted to.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
We’re too damn conscious of our money to allow for that. And also frugal :) Continue working and living life as normal as possible!
- As a rule, i’d take a nice vacation and hire someone to do all the stupid stuff I have to do when being self-employed, but you can bet I’d continue blogging and creating all those random projects and concepts I constantly have in my head!
- I would be a horrible retiree - I can’t sit still.
- And with tons of money in the bank I bet I’d come up with some pretty killer ones too!
- When income is out of the question you magically create aspects purely for the love of it all, haha… I’d finally then be able to apply all my 500 web domains too ;) So that’s what I’d do if we won.
Is Budgets Sexy Worth It?
In short, errr… when we win. If this blog ever goes blank for a few days in a row, you’ll know exactly what happened ;) It would be the first time in 4+ years without any posts!
- Now as you probably guessed, it’s time to ask you what YOU’D do if you happened accross Lady Luck tonight?
- Are your lists anywhere as predictable as mine?
- Worth noting: or would you do something magnificently different?
- Let us know below and we can all salivate together :) Just remember that the only method to win is to play! (And it will now cost you double…) , , - Photo credit: byDavvi (Visited 11 times, 1 visits right now) Get blog posts automatically emailed to you!
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I save money on budgets sexy?
Compare prices across a few retailers, look for active coupon codes, and time bigger buys around sales events. A new record! (And likely to go up even more throughout the day…) So instead of picking up just one ticket, I picked up two ;) And that last one almost didn’t make it.
Is it worth shopping around for budgets sexy?
Usually yes. I’d been running low on cash ever since I got into the coin collecting hobby (I try to pick up one new coin a week!), so when I handed the 7-Eleven guy my $2 bucks to pick up the tickets he just laughed at me and said so....
What should I check before buying?
Read the terms, confirm any code still works, and factor in shipping or returns. Anywho, I ran back out of the store to pester my wife for the dollar I was missing, and then sprinted back in to complete the transaction.
Smart Ways to Save More on Budgets Sexy
- Pair cashback with a coupon so you save twice on the same order.
- Stack a coupon code with an existing sale whenever the store allows it.
- Sign up for the retailer newsletter to catch first time and seasonal discounts.
- Compare the final price including shipping, not just the headline number.
- Check for student, military, or first order offers you may qualify for.
Final Thoughts
Put these ideas to work and budgets sexy gets a lot less expensive. Bookmark this page, check back for fresh deals, and let the savings do the talking.
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