Budgets Are Sexy (2026)

Saving money on budgets are sexy does not have to be complicated. We rounded up the essentials so you can spend less and skip the guesswork.

Key Takeaways

• You know what’s it’s time for?
• Because it’s funny, and it’s Friday, and I’m just dead tired from a week of crazy 9-5 stuff?  Googling for Dollars!!!
• Haha… nah, but we are Googling for Budgets Are Sexy ;) This is when I rummage through all the keywords people are typing in which somehow la...

You know what’s it’s time for? Because it’s funny, and it’s Friday, and I’m just dead tired from a week of crazy 9-5 stuff?  Googling for Dollars!!! Haha… nah, but we are Googling for Budgets Are Sexy ;) This is when I rummage through all the keywords people are typing in which somehow landed them here on this website. You wouldn’t believe some of the crazy $hit people are searching for - half of them I can’t even put here!

Here’s what’s on people’s minds these last 24 hours:

does marrying for money work Haha, I’m sure it does or people wouldn’t be trying! :)  I don’t know how they do it though.  There’s no way I could woo someone I wasn’t mentally and physically attracted too - even if they paid me.  It’s just so unnatural to me.

orange sacrifices or children WHAT?!!!!  Are your kids allergic to oranges?  Are they *that* good that you’re actually debating this?  And think a website will provide you the answer? hahaahah….. I told you, craziness here every day!

how much does it to rent a casket? Well let me tell you! I have an app post for that: a few hundred dollars

credit card roulette Now this is a person with style :)  Credit Card Roulette is a game to see who’s’ gonna to pay for a bill. You take everyone’s credit cards, put ’em under a napkin, and then mix them all up so you can’t tell whose is whose. Then, someone (typically the waiter) randomly selects one and declares it the “winner.” Only you do NOT want to be the winner because it’s the person who now has to pay the entire bill! So basically, it’s a game of odds.  And lots of drunken boys like to play it.

going bald gracefully Ummm… no idea on this one, but I admire your desire to research it!

unprofessional clothing Flip-flops and bikinis. Everything else is a gray area ;)

his paycheck is double mine but wants 50/50 expenses Ooooh tough one.  Not enough info here to see what’s going on, but it seems like you’re not digging this situation if you’re out googling it. I would say it’s def. worth another talk with your pal there. And that you make sure 100% that BOTH parties are happy with it.  Money, as you know, is one of the biggest reasons for divorce/breakups.  The other is reading to numerous personal finance blogs ;)

if someone commits suicide in a home. would their ghosts be there? SCARY!!!  And obviously hitting my  “would you purchase a house someone died in” post.  My answer?  No sirree sir. Ain’t gonna happen.

swear jar rules Oooh excellent idea for a post! Although it’s pretty obvious what the rules are: You swear, you put money in the jar.  Right?

live in a shed No thanks, but how about a houseboat?

i’m so different from others Haha…this one makes me smile :)  I wonder if it’s because they’re actually saving and rockin’ a budget (which 92.5% of the world doesn’t do (made up number)), or if they’re just dying their hair pink.  Either way embrace it! We all dye our hair pink at some point. Am I wrong?

*NEW* (as of 20 mins ago) “sexy stories of wife sacrificing virginity for husband” “affordable jungle tights”

Okay, that’s enough fun for one day. If you have a blog yourself, take a quick peek and let us know what people are searching to get to your site! And if you don’t have one, be careful what you’re putting out there.  The internets are free, but someone may be tracking your every move ;)

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